As a youth, I used to drink Dr. Pepper by the two-liter. I’d stay up until daybreak drinking Dr. Pepper, watching movies, then make myself some eggs and go to bed. I can’t remember how I did it during the school year or not on weekends; I really miss having all that youthful energy. I don’t know if it’s just being old, it’s a side effect of something, it’s all the cats’ faults, whatever, but I do not have the energy I used to have. I got a two-liter of Dr. Pepper to stay up goofing off tonight, reading comics, watching movies, playing video games. And I just realized it sounds so sugary I don’t even want to do it. I’ll drink coffee instead.