When you wish upon a foreskin it makes no difference who you are anything your heart desires will come to you if your heart is in your dream no request is too extreme for when you wish upon a foreskin as all dreamers do fate is kind she brings to those who love the sweet fulfillment of their secret longing like a bolt out of the blue fate steps in and sees you through for when you wish upon a foreskin your dreams come true. I’m obviously not good at this kind of thing. But, seriously? New Year’s Eve is the countdown to a bris. There are a lot of metaphor possibilities here.