I’m stopping from writing a post on Resident Evil 6 right now to get this idea out. And the post is difficult because I can’t keep my mind off the news. Anyway—what if we’re all saved by women lusting after Tom Cruise again. Remember when women stopped lusting after him? Bad things started happening. I’m not saying good things when women were lusting after him in the eighties and nineties, I’m just saying, what if that’s the shitty luck of it. The quantum field needs that energy. Basically you do it something like “Old Man Cruise,” with the Scientologists funding the whole thing because if they’re right, they’ll finally get those tax breaks they always wanted. And maybe Will Smith will finally join. Anyway. It’s a movie in a movie in a movie. Or something.