Incidentally, if somehow this all ends relatively okay—which seems impossible—and Michael Moore makes a movie called Little Miss Flint where he tries to posit he’s responsible for saving the country, I just want it on record now I had this idea. I thought that little of Michael Moore, even though I’ve not thought one of his documentaries was without quality. Canadian Bacon is godawful, however. It is godawful. But this seems like something he would do, in becoming a further parody of himself. The aughts killed a lot of documentarians.